Should a parent that would do the following things be consider a pedofile?

My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





%26#039;Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that%26#039;s taught by Mr. Wright?


It%26#039;s all about the laws today,


The %26#039;Children%26#039;s Bill of Rights.%26#039;





It says I need not clean my room,


don%26#039;t have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don%26#039;t have to bow my head,


and I sure don%26#039;t have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I%26#039;ll charge you with a crime.


I%26#039;ll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don%26#039;t you ever touch me,


my body%26#039;s only for my use,


no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,


that%26#039;s just more child abuse.





Don%26#039;t preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That%26#039;s nothing more than mind control,


And it%26#039;s illegal too!





Mom, I have these children%26#039;s rights,


so you can%26#039;t influence me,


or I%26#039;ll call Children%26#039;s Services Division,


better known


as %26#039;C.S.D.%26#039;





Mom%26#039;s Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn%26#039;t let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he%26#039;s messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, %26#039;Pick out all you want,


there%26#039;s shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I%26#039;ve called and checked with C.S.D .


who said they didn%26#039;t care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I%26#039;ve canceled that appointment


to take your driver%26#039;s test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


so I%26#039;ll decide what%26#039;s best.%26#039;





I said %26#039;No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We%26#039;re having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine.%26#039;





He asked %26#039;Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?%26#039;


%26#039;Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


you%26#039;ll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won%26#039;t be trendy now,


I%26#039;ll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,


will buy me something neat.





I%26#039;m selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the %26#039;Parents Bill of Rights%26#039;,


It%26#039;s in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instead of C.S.D..?%26#039;





Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,


or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday


OR ANYONE WHO%26#039;D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!


from a MOM


(Mean Old Mother.)

Should a parent that would do the following things be consider a pedofile?
a pedofile is an adult who endangers young children sexually. you being a parent and not performing these acts does not make you one.


this letter you posted has been out for a number of years and it is a good one i might add.
Reply:WOW ;I must say it is the best way I have ever heard it put and ever Parent should have a copy. May I copy it for a print purpose . I think All parent would like to have one. For that Special day .
Reply:Nice poem, but I don%26#039;t see what it has to do with pedophilia or %26quot;pedofilia%26quot;.





A pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to children who have not yet reached puberty. The poem mentions nothing about sexual attraction to children, nor does the parent in the poem sexually abuse a child in any way. Doing what the parent in that poem did would not be considered pedophilia by any sane person.





Funny poem, though.
Reply:HAHA! made me laugh.
Reply:I love it, thats great!
Reply:Pedophile, NO WAY%26gt; I love this


I applaud this


WAY TO GO MOM
Reply:umm well theres nothing in here even remotely sexual. A pedophile, since you obviously don%26#039;t know the definition, is an adult who has a sexual desire for children.





Ive read this many times over the past few years and i love the lesson taught.
Reply:Interseting poem, but it has absolutely nothing to do with pedophilia.
Reply:A pedophile is one who likes children sexually. That poem has nothing to do with that a lthough it%26#039;s cute and funny
Reply:Thank You very much 2 thumbs up for you mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:That about sums up what most teens think now days. Way to stand up parents however it may have been taken to extreems.
Reply:no, i would consider that lady to be a great mom
Reply:A pedofile?
Reply:Haha I love that!
Reply:This is a good letter, the childrens bill of rights is a load of bull that should be repealed, the mother in this story is just showing him how the world works, you abide by your parents rules or you get out, you cannot live off your parents while not abiding by their rules.



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