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1)You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can%26#039;t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?





2)Can fat people go skinny-dipping?





3)Why do we sing %26#039;Take me out to the ball game%26#039;, when we are already there?





4)Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved Americas problems?





5)Do stuttering people stutter when they%26#039;re thinking to themselves?





6)In Court, do they still make atheists swear an oath under the bible?





7)Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn%26#039;t that make them slower when chasing someone?





8)Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it%26#039;s for children?





9)What if you%26#039;re in hell, and you%26#039;re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?





10)Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or soap?

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i liked the ones you posted ;] . since you shared, i%26#039;ll share some that i know ;D





-- why do we yell heads up when we%26#039;re actually suppose to duck when something comes flying at your face?


-- did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog%26#039;s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


-- if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


-- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


-- why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?


-- who was the first person to say, %26quot;See that chicken there? I%26#039;m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.


-- who was the first person to look at a cow and say, %26quot;I think I%26#039;ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?


-- why do your friends ask where are you when they just called your house number.
Reply:Emylin B..... You got that from Dane Cook Report It

Reply:hey good point





on #6 what do they do to ppl of other religions


lets say I had to testify wouldn%26#039;t I have to swear on a quran?
Reply:Those were pretty good. I liked # 4 and #10 the most.
Reply:LOL. Something to wonder about, huh? LOL.





Good Post.
Reply:Sorry I heard most of them already.
Reply:great buddy..
Reply:I hate People that Point to their watch whane they want to know what time it is.


I dont point to my croch Whn I have to piss.


I hate people that When they are in the Movies and they are all like did you see that?


Nah.


I Paid 9 bucks to stare at the floor.
Reply:1)The box is not indestructable, it is just extremely durable and is small enough to protect its contents which are also extremely durable.


If the plane were made to the standards of the box, it would be to heavy to fly.


2)%26quot;Skinny%26quot; refers to wearing only your skin.


3)%26quot;Take me out to the ballgame%26quot; are lyrics to a song from the 1890%26#039;s, there is a long preamble to the song that are hardly ever sung. The chorus was adopted by fans at the ballpark after the song was a hit.


5)No.


6)You can choose not to swear on the bible, I dont know how the alternate oath goes, I just heard of this recently.


7)Opinion- I think part of the attraction of becoming a cop is wearing a uniform.


8)Because it%26#039;s labeled %26quot;childrens%26quot; does that mean no adult will ever take it? It%26#039;s probably mandated by law just like for adult medications.


9)Good question, why dont you go there and find out and get back to me?


10)Shampoo is for hair, I%26#039;m guessing soap.
Reply:LOL good questions i like #8 IDK why tho
Reply:LOL!!! SOOOO TRUE!!!
Reply:funny!! 9/10
Reply:Niiice.... I give you 5 stars!!! Think of some more!!! i like 1%26amp;2 the best!! =]=] Happy Saturday!
Reply:Certainly somethiong to ponder.
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard them all before... Also if they made the whole plane out of the same substance as the black box it would be too heavy to fly...



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